landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

Bucky: "You look pretty..."
Steve: "What?"
Bucky: "I SAID YOU LOOK SHITTY, GOODNIGHT STEVE!"

weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

— Dead Poets Society (1989)
"Make your lives extraordinary."

aidn:

i bet if police dogs knew the police were racist they would quit

baby: m....m...m
mom: mama? ma? mommy?
baby: m...m...
baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT

Donald Sutherland wins choice movie villain

ponderism