Prep him. He’s been out of cryofreeze too long. Then wipe him and start over.
guys. you know what this means? Under his nice exterior, he has a dirty sense of humor.
Beyonce makes me wanna go get ready for no reason
so yeah schools coming up and that sucks but you know what else is coming up? ugly sweaters and scarves and PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES AND HALLOWEEN AND CUDDLING BECAUSE ITS COLD AND FALL LEAVES AND HIKING IN THE BRISK AIR AND THEN AFTER THAT SNOW AND HOT COCOA AND MALLS DECORATED FOR HOLIDAYS AND FRICK SCHOOL ALL OF THIS IS WORTH IT WOWIE
Jeff “Vintage Dick” Goldblum in GQ Magazine, September 2014